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On this page I'll write reviews of the movies I see and books I read and CD's i burn..i mean buy...yeah.

Movie Reviews

LOTR: TTT PG-13

If u don't mind a little vilence u'll luv this movie, there's more comety than the first, but also more fight scenes....it's very action packed, and should keep u on the edge of ur seet! I luved it but i know others wont, i found the relationships in the movie to be touching(not Arwen and Aragorns...that just bugged me that they put it in)...but over all it was a great movie, and I'd recomend it.
-3/8/03

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K-19; Widow Maker R

This was probably the saddest movie i've ever seen...*sniff*...i cryed and cryed...lots of peeps died, and the way they died was sad, cause it was slow (radiation poison)... i wish i hadn't seen it cause it was just to sad 4 me...i don't wanna say anthing more cause i'll start crying...

Signs PG-13

I luved the movie, it wasn't to scary, but did have some sad parts... i'd deffenentally recomend it...

A Knights Tale PG-13

A great funny movie, it's from 2001 and i luved it!!! Heath Ledger and the dude that played in A Beautiful mind (the friend that was never really there) were in it with a lot of other peeps(duh, like any movie has a two star cast) anyways i luved it, it was exiting, funny, kinda sad(i'm sappy though so i say everything's sad) it's about a dude that gets to "change his stars" and become a knight (he does jousting**spelling prob off a bit...hehehe**) even though he isn't of any roal decent, he's great at it and wins, and makes some friends and some anemies and all....but i really luved it and would totally recomend it...o but u see a dudes butt a couple time...not exactly plesent...oh well...still loved the movie!!

The Patriot R

Great movie, very patriotic...hence the name...lol...it's actaully really sad though...a lot of peopls died that shouldn't of...and knowing that most of the stuff in the movie happended(most) it makes' u sad...wahhh...well i really wish they hadden't killed some of the peeps they did off, but...that's how it would have happend...but it's a good movie...well there is some major blood and violence...but yah, don't most movie's these days...

Queen of the Damned

I thought it was a good movie. It wasn't about what i thought it'd be about. I thought it'd be about vampires try'n to kill the Queen...well it was kinda but that wasn't the whole plot...it didn't have any real sexual content which pleased me... and it wasn't really scarey...i guess it was kinda gorey, but not that bad...i liked though..but if u don't like blood don't watch it...Come out, come out were ever u are...lol

Holes PG

Ok, i read this while back and when i heard about the movie i got really exited...i was afraid it might not end up like the book, but i found out the auther wrote the screen play...so, it was quite a bit like the book just as confusing (in a good way, it makes u think), fun, exiting and sad...the cast was great...i actually imagend Stanley to be a little fatter...i dunno why...it was atill great...i loved it and it isn't kiddy like u'd think, it is great for all ages...so go see it and enjoy... :)

Anger Management PG-13

It's a funny moovie, staring Adam Sandler and more really great actors...it's a disterbing sometimes, but i still liked it...GOOZFRABA!...u'll get that if u've seen it... 

X2 PG-13

I loved this movie sooo much! I thought it was go'n to b really stupid since i hadn't seen the first one yet, but i really liked it..it wasn't to bloody but it was still really exiting and sad too a cuple times (i didn't cry though! YAY!!!lol) Ne ways, it was funny too and had a great plot.

Down With Love PG13

THis was a hillarious movie and if u don't go and see it in teatres go and see it as soon as it comes out on video...it's great!...i really luved it but i wouldn't go see it with some1 that u wouldn't feel confortable listining to sick humor with (take parents 4 instence)...but i really enjoyed it..so go chec it out!!!...

The Hulk PG-13

THIS IS A STUPID MOVIE!!! it was a waiste of my money to c it...if ur a fan of the comics(i've never picked 1 up in my life though) i hope that the movie just didn't do the comic justice because i doubt that the comics could b that dumb if they're so popular...i kept thinking the movie was about to end and it just kept going!!!it also had really sucky graphics...personally i don't like the director(i didn't exactly luv Crouching Tiger Hiden Dragon)...i wish i could say something nice...but i can't so there u go..it' just my opinion, and i hope it didn't effend ne1...

Thr Pianist R

This was a very depressing movie, but you really get the feel of what happened and it's very educational...even though it showed a lot of desterbing images i'd recamend it because it's a great movie, the acting was great (no wonder it got so many Academy Awards) the music(of course) was exelent...i loved the movie!..check it out...

Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl PG-13

This was a great movie! it was funi, exiting, scary and much more..lol...Johnny Depp was great as Captain Jack Sparrow...Orlando Bloom was very monotoned in this movie i thought...sept 4 in the scenes where his character was angery, thoughs were good...but he couldn't do the whole sad thing very great...of coase he was the heart throb 4 the movie though...Geoffrey Rush was a great villian of coarse...PEOPLE CHECK THIS MOVIE OUT!!! (don't worry guys Orlando's part isn't as big as Johnny Depp or Keira Knightley, so u wont have 2 deel with ur girls drooling over him all the time...hehee)

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days PG-13

I liked this movie a lot, but it was kinda weird too...it had it's funi parts though and great acting...i think it's deff a chick flick though(so it didn't bother me..hehee)...but i dunno..i'd need a guys oppinion 4 that...it's pritty good though...so check it out

Sleepy Hollow R

This was a great movie! It scared me to death but i still luved it...the whole lopping off heads was really gross but still...I thought Johnny Depp did wonderful!!..i think he's my new fav. actor...he's great...The movies about a small town(Sleepy Hollow) that has this little problem..theres a mad dead dude without a head lopping off other peeps heads...not to bad right...well a Constable from NYC is sent down to help out..he doesn't believe the towns peoples little story about the headless horseman...but has a nasty shock when he sees him kill a man...so after finally working up the courage to leave his room he desides to stop the headless horseman..well lets just say, blood rolling heads and a few more rolling heads later the movie ends nicely...who'da thoguht..i'd recomend it to you..but it does have one ify seen *cough sexual content cough* but other than that and sum blood it wasn't bad...

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Benny & Joon

I thought this was such a cute movie! Johnny depp did great and so did Mary Masterson and  Aiden Quinn.   I loved Johnny's character to death. He was so stupid and funny that it was really cute.   They all helped make the movie something great. It was one of the best movies i've seen, and a great romantic comedy.

Edwars Scissorhands PG-13

This was a very different movie..Johnny made the movie work but besides his acting skills there really wasn't much left to watch..the rest was shall we say crap..i know it's only my oppinion and it might be a great movie to some of you but it just wasn't for me i guess.

Se7en

I think this is a really good movie. It's sad and has a sick plaot and all but i love the actual acting in it...it's great. Brad Pitt is soo good...i cryed 4 hours at the end and it's all his fault..lol...but know really it is a great film and was put  together well.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Ok i'm an nerd and proud of it... i went and saw ROTK at 12:01am...first showing...i loved the movie(which is good because it didn't get out till about 4, and it was worth it)it had more voilence then the other two i think...the ork that looked like a mix between a pig and a potatoe scared me a lot..it was like mrs.piggy gone rong and homo...but the movie was excellent..i tohught Sean Astin(Sam) did the best acting wise..he had a hard role and he did great. I like that they added comedy in like TTT...i was really surprised with pippins song..it was really good! anyway the only flaw was that they didn't have Saraman in it...i know that Christipher Lee was upset about that too..he's a great actor and a huge fan of the books, and i reall with they hadnt cut him... i wont say nething else..but u've gotta see all three if u haven't cuz they're awsome!

Book Reviews

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Better then the first two, but the third is still my fav. There is one part were i cried, but i get very sappy sometimes.   It was sadder and more dark, but I can't wate for The Order or the Phenox to come out! I'd defenetally recomend it!

LOTR (trilogy)

I'd recomend this trilogy to any1 and every1..they're great books..exiting...everything...very action-packed...of corse i cried in the movies and the books...soooo sad...i guess i think everythings sad, but i think i also like sad movies...well i'm not a total LOTR obsessed fan *thinks bout plastic sergery pointed ears*...uh..right..well i'm not...lol...no i know peeps that r way more obsessed than me and really do want to get plastic sergery pointed ears...anyways, read them, i garenty u'll luv um...or u should...but they r a tad bit comfussing for sum..i'd recomend writing a list of the names of caracters and stuff like that as u read...might help a little...but no really it's not that bad, i luv them...

Holes

Ok, i read this book a while back....like two years ago, but i didn't have this site then and i wanted to tell people how good it is... i thought i'd hate the book...but it was really good...i got into it and it was great...it's funny, sad, and exiting at the same time. I'd recomend it for 3rd through 8th grade...but audalts ang high schoolers 'll luv it too.

A Tale of Two Cities

I actually liked this book a lot and i think I'm going to reread it.   I thought it was going to be really boring but i really liked it. It's sad but i tihnk anyone who likes classics will love it.   I personally don't like all the classics but some i tihnk are really good and this was deff. one of them.

CD Reviews

Good Charlotte: The Young and the Hopeless 

I'd give it a  9/10...I think they're great and i loved all of thier songs and thier sound...i think they are a little repedative though..but i still love them and it's just a little...they are deff. very tallented..i'm sure thier next cd's 'll be just as great! 

All-American Rejects: All-American Rejects

I luv them so much...i luv Tyson(the vocalist) A LOT too..hehee..and mikes a cutey....who can blame me 4 thinking this right...neway..my fav. of thier songs are "The Last Song", "Swing, Swing" and "Time Stands Still"...I'd give them a 10/10 of coarse..

Michelle Branch: Hotel Paper

i'd say a 6.5/10 i was never a huge fan of hers to begin with...but i listened to my sisters cd and i still am not a huge fan...i dont know why but there is sumtihn about her that bothers me and i dont know wat...shes deff. improved since her last cd which is good...but still her songs just dont catch my sttention for sum reason..i dunno..

Linkin Park: Hybrid Theory

I think they are great too..so i'm giving them a 10/10 too..hehee...i like "Runaway" and "In the End" the most...they great and even if they don't always "sing" they have great rithem and musical tallent..i luv um!

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